I forgot how much I enjoy caring for the elderly

• Resident: I don't remember you.
• Me: I just returned from maternity leave. This is my first night back at work.
• Resident: Sooo........ when are you due?
• Me: No. I already had the baby. She's three months old.
• Resident: Well you still look like you're pregnant.
• Me: Haha. Well, its only been 12 weeks. I haven't lost the baby weight yet.
• Resident: I'll say!