Dear Birth Control
I mean, I guess you’re ok. I like the cute little polly-pocket-ish pack you come in. I feel like I should feel something magical when I take you each night, but really I don’t feel much. apparently you’re messing with my hormones. APPARENTLY you’re supposed to make me gain weight (aka have bigger boobs) have less body hair and also have a better complexion.
well I just want you to know that my boobs have not grown a bit in the past 3 days, and also, I just got like 5 new pimples. so you should probably pick it up a little. so, that’s all. thanks. see you around. for like every day for the next 3 years.
you should have gone on the pill years ago, Jo. It really does make periods not so bad. i used to have the worst pain and mood swings!
anyway, this reminded me of one really good thing about being pregnant and then deciding to go with breastfeeding. I havent had a period for over a year!
but it also reminded me of one thing i wasnt expecting—a thing who is currently sleeping in the other room. the pill failed me, Jolie. LOL. —SO JUST MAKE SURE YOU TAKE IT AT THE SAME TIME EVERY DAY!!!! (duh, Becca)
