I called my mom 5 seconds after Adam didn't win American Idol

• Mom: Hello?
• Me: Are we stuck in an alternate reality and this is our hell?
• Mom: When the phone rang I told your dad, "That must be Rebecca".
• Me: No, seriously. This can't be happening. Somebody fudged the numbers.
• Mom: I didn't want Adam to win. He is too cocky. But he is clearly the better singer.
• Me: I know. This must be some sort of elaborate, cruel joke.
• Dad [in background]: This is bullshit!
• Mom: Your dad's throwing a fit.
• Me: I'm going to kill myself.
• Dad: Does she vote?
• Mom: What?
• Dad: Ask Rebecca if she votes.
• Mom: Do you vote?
• Me: No.
• Mom: No she doesn't vote!
• Dad: Well tell her that's too bad. Because they just announced that he lost by one vote.