Ready....Aim....

• Dad: So... when are you gonna go to that gun class with me?
• Mom: What?
• Dad: It's 75 bucks.
• Mom: I'm not going to that.
• Jared: Mom--what if you ever need to fire a gun? You need to learn.
• Mom: No I don't. I'm not so afraid of life that I need to carry a gun around.
• Dad: You don't need to take it anywhere. You could shoot someone right here in the kitchen if you wanted.
• Jared: It's not about being scared; it's about being prepared.
• Mom: Well...prepared or not, I'm not going and I'm not shooting.
• Dad: And that's why I'm prepared to take out more life insurance on you.